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posted about 6 days ago by grubby
about the venue: Bia Hơi Lan Chín 22 Hàng Tre

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An excellent clean bia joint conveniently located near to the heart of the old quarter.

We tried a dish of bò cuốn lá cải, and all the ingredients were fresh and tasty, and the beef was juicy and tender.

Additionally, if you're into it (and I have to say I was not until this occasion) there's a famous long lợn shop next door for all your pig intestine and blood sausage needs. Sounds awful, but the plate we had was not at all chewy, and the sausage more reminiscent of a good old black pudding. Color me converted.

I suppose that last paragraph belongs in a review of the pig innard shop, but you can order it in the bia joint and they run next door to get it for you.

The bia? Good quality. The service? Pretty good.

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posted about 6 days ago by grubby
about the venue: Thuốc Lào Số 3 Ngõ Quỳnh

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A stronger blend found only in Dong Da. The tobacco is very black and moist, and delivers a potent punch, but the 1,000 dong packs are rather small.

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posted about 6 days ago by grubby
about the venue: Thuốc Lào Chính Hiệu Số 8 Hàng Gà

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This tobacco, although good value in terms of volume, seems to have more sticks in it than in years past. All told it's a lighter blend, but still quite tasty.

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posted about 1 week ago by grubby
about the venue: Bia Hoi Hanoi Brewery

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This place seems like a real Hanoi institution. At lunchtime it was fairly full of men sitting at tables enjoying a couple of glasses before heading back to work.

The outside is, unfortunately, one of the doi moi horrors that are still scattered around the city, all concrete and gloom.

Despite that, the space inside is not bad, and there's a sunken open-air area that provides more sunlight while insulating you from the traffic.

The food we had was good - high-grade bia hoi fare. The menu looked pretty extensive, and the one special I tried, their cha ca, was very tasty indeed.

Oh, and the beer is brewed next door, so I don't think you need ever worry about them running out.

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posted about 1 month ago by grubby
about the venue: Bia Hơi Zin

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Oh dear. How the mighty have fallen.

Last night's visit to this esteemed drinking palace was marred by the fact that they "ran out" of bia hoi at 6:15pm, and all but one of the servers seemed to consider their Korean soaps much more important than actually serving customers.

I think the tv answers an ancient need in humans: the need to have something neutral to look at while discussing life with one's fellows. Until the late 1940's (and in vietnam until the 1990's) this need had been fulfilled for countless millenia by the fireplace. People gathered round the fire of an evening and gazed at the dancing flames, while verbally digesting the day's events with their peers.

Fire doesn't talk. It crackles and spits, but it doesn't talk. Much less does fire talk utter rubbish, or require the watcher to conform to national ideals and bedtimes.

I'm a bastard. I asked them to turn the tv off, because it was loud and distracting. I had to ask 4 times; changing the channel is not equivalent to turning the tv off. I'm a bastard.

When one of the older high-scholars who staff the place finally intervened to turn off the idiot box, I sensed a great hostility towards my bastard self: good.

What I noticed afterwards was that the people who had been slack-jawed-ly watching Korean soaps with the same Vietnamese woman doing all the voices, like your mother reading a bedtime story; these same people actually started talking to each other.

And me and my wife could talk peacefully, without listing to people selling washing powder; at least until they assumed we were drunk enough to ignore the tv: wrong.

So, zero stars for being a bia hoi with no bia; one star for the one sensible waiter, and one star because I'm a generous guy.

Not that anyone there reads this, but "come on guys, get your shit together!"

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  • I have an xsat satellite tv box and it's gotten unprogrammed. Is there anyone out there with the same box who could tell me the four different symbol rates necessary to get all the channels available in Vietnam from the Palapa Satellite? On my box this information is in menu->add channels

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    Tried Big C already - no luck.

    Thanks.

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  • I went to the Yamaha shop yesterday and they have a grand total of 3 guitar amps, all of which seem on the expensive side (the least expensive was a Peavey that they're selling for $900 - I had a pang of regret remembering that I sold my last Fender Princeton for $400).

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